Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation poppin' uppers
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
She asked me if I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.