Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito with joggers
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green while in labor;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
