Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
