Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno with joggers
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
