Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
The judge declared I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on her "Workmate";
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.