Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
She asked me if I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show";
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
