Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I shrieked in pain I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
