Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway in September
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
I promised her I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.