Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
The judge declared I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show";
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
