Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation all hunched over
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
She asked me if I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show";
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.