Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age all hunched over
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
Her rabbi said I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with no clothes on;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.