Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell dead all over
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini but I loved her,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
