Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar with joggers
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in my Edsel;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.