Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
The painters knew I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on her "Workmate";
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.