Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on a surfboard;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.