Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in the twilight,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with no clothes on;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
