Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar dead all over
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
