Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in a jail cell poppin' uppers I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; The blood test showed I'd live off her forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.