Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno all hunched over
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
She asked me if I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show";
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.