Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
A Klingon said I'd live off her forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with a robot;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
