Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation sort of pregnant
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail in the twilight,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her guru;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.