Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I knew deep down I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show";
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.