Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan with joggers
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili when she shot me,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I knew deep down I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd run off on a surfboard;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.