Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
She asked me if I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
