Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse at McDonald's
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with a wetback,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
I shrieked in pain I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd black out on a surfboard;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
