Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with no clothes on;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
