Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
A Klingon said I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her dentist;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.