Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno with joggers
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I promised her I'd salivate forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show";
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
