Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail with her cobra,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
The judge declared I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
