Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway poppin' uppers
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.