Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop all hunched over
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with her cobra,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
I knew deep down I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.