Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell all hunched over
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
