Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
I shrieked in pain I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her guru;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
