Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
Her rabbi said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in her Maytag;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
