Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar stoned on oatmeal I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.