Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators I can still recall those training pants she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie with a wetback, and I knew we really lost the last World War; I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her dentist; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.