Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell with joggers
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail with a wetback,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on a surfboard;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.