Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno poppin' uppers
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
I knew deep down I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.