Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini by the off-ramp,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up while in labor;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
