Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse all hunched over
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I promised her I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her guru;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.