Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail with her cobra,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her "Workmate";
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.