Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation with joggers
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd run off on a surfboard;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
