Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito ridin' shotgun
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
My Pooh Bear said I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.