Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito dead all over
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail with a wetback,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with my best friend;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
