Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant I can still recall those training pants she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd black out with no clothes on; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.