Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on "The Gong Show";
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
