Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation with joggers
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with no clothes on;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
