Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
She asked me if I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with no clothes on;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.