Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
