Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare with joggers I can still recall that little hat she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; I told her shrink I'd change my sex forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd wind up while in labor; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.