Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation wrestlin' gators I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail with a wetback, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; Her rabbi said I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show"; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.